The Delta email for February is me going to Denver to visit and babysit for about 3.5 days while my sister and brother-in-law go to Vale for a work meeting of his. I imagine there are worse places than Vale to have to go to for work.
The Delta email for May is me going to Tulsa to visit and babysit for about the same amount of time... I think... (maybe less?) while another sister and brother-in-law go to Indianapolis to look for a place to live.
Obviously, I can be bought. So if you, or anyone you know, needs a traveling babysitter, let me know. Of course, it will probably help if I'm related to you, or consider myself related to you. (: